Kindle is dead

thisiswhyyourefat:

El Niño

Ground beef, sauteed onions, sour cream, lettuce, tomato and cheddar cheese wrapped in a large pepperoni pizza, totaling three pounds.

(Submitted by Joshua Krezinski, Andrew Chifari, Manny Gardberg, Sarah Morrison)

Gorge-ous

no way. the drawings of Mrs. Simpson are said to be “very, very racy” although not much is known about how much yellow skin will be revealed.

Actually, chinstrap dildo’s are fucking hilarious

eatsleepdraw:

Something I did for kicks, even the bad guys need to have fun sometimes!

ice cube then and now

According to photographer, lens was broken after picture taken. His account:

The particular setup for this was sound activated. The lens was destroyed (worth it of course) but the camera survived this one despite being severed from its ratchet straps and thrown to the ground, and the sound device used for this one disconnected from the camera and thrown about 200 feet backwards into the pad perimeter fence (still worked!). All settings are preset manually. No one is allowed closer than several miles from a launch.

fuckyeahad:

falseeeyelashes:

shelikeswaves:

have any of you ever even SEEN a chicken?

One of the many running and evolving gags that made this show soooo good

effietron:

redsuspenders:

in case of fire

eatsleepdraw:

Walking the pig.

awesome

USC loses to UW. Cal’s shot for Roses gets better

eatsleepdraw:

Peter Aristotle

“To die will be an awfully big adventure.”

effietron:

(via thetimelime)

aaahahahaha for reals, i have a bio quiz today D: